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No Eggs Allowed

Hi. I'm Lily. Join in on the adventures and follow me. Or I'll fucking castrate you <3

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

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defnotyouraveragewoman:

mandeecarek:

webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.

I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.

no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.

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Anonymous asked: Describe a bad blowjob


Answer:

pizza-date:

nicevagina:

I know that feel….

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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